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December 23rd, 2014
01:52 pm

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Frightful Weather Outside — in fact, “It’s Raining Reindeer” FREE for the next 5 days!
Christmas week FREE kindle edition!

IT’S RAINING REINDEER is a story told in the form of a song about an unfortunate mishap with Santa’s sleigh. With toys scattered everywhere and elves falling through the air, will Santa be able to deliver all the toys in time? This edition includes the poem with illustrations, melody with big notes, and arrangements for Two-Part voices with piano accompaniment and Three-Part Mixed voices with piano accompaniment.


Don’t miss out! Grab your FREE copy before time runs out — and help spread the word to the kids in your life, especially those who have keyboards & pianos!

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IN OTHER NEWS…

Things are quite strange over at Danforth & Rabeena's house. This Christmas, they're dealing with cows and leprechauns. Not to worry though; Olivia the maid is fully prepared for her “cow poop cleaning duties.” Like the reindeer situation, it too is FREE for Christmas, so be sure to nick a copy of Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas today!






AMAZING TALES OF DANFORTH AND RABEENA: Cows for Christmas

On Christmas Eve, Oliva the Maid must clean windows, dodge leprechauns and rescue the family cat while everybody in the house watches from the family room by the fireplace.

With the help of Grayson the Butler, Danforth contends with a gang of escaped cows whose misconduct is accounted for with lots of nasty details. And Santa Claus makes a memorable entrance in this unusual story of adventure and Christmas wonder.

Elephant guns, foggy mishaps and other harrowing ordeals are gathered in this weathered journal you’re now holding. Grab your bookmark and cozy into Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas.


Black & White on Cream Paper
Page Count: 46 pages
ISBN-10: 1494475219
BISAC: Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories

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February 5th, 2014
01:58 pm

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Writing as Jeffrey Eric Funk
To make sure that none of my erotica readers purchase one of my kids songbooks by mistake, I've created a site just for that "Jeffrey Eric Funk" fellow. http://jeffreyericfunk.tumblr.com/

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August 12th, 2013
03:38 pm

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[eBook] CURIOUS — final day to grab yours for FREE!
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July 20th, 2013
12:46 pm

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STEAM BATH




Steam Bath edited by Shane Allison published by Cleis Press is in stores now—sweaty gay erotica—and the story I contributed is possibly the dirtiest I've ever written called "Easy Dick." Bon appétit!

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June 28th, 2013
12:46 pm

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PRIDE!
Jeff Funk, author of the gay erotic Midnight Reader series, says that, "Sometimes a quick thrill is all a regular guy needs." ¶ He admits his writing is raw. Pulp-style. ¶ "In almost every novel I've ever read, I perked up when I got to a sex scene—hello—only, I wanted more details!" [Laughs] "I give it to readers as if I were confiding in a buddy. Move along the plot. Linger on the hot." ¶ "Dirty-minded people have more intelligence than the normals. They treasure their erotic reading material." ¶ "People have sex everyday," Funk explains,"and if you're not banging, then reading about a hot screw can assist a selfie real nice." ¶ He continues, "Reading smut is cheaper than dating—even the clap clinic charges ten dollars—also, masturbation is healthy, as the former Surgeon General correctly asserted, especially for males, whose well-being requires the frequent release of semen. If it's been a while since you got laid, you may need fresh footage for the ole spank bank. Happy Pride 2013!" —Jeff Funk, author of Curious, Rascal, Bad Boy, Stranger and Midnight Reader








MIDNIGHT READER (Twelve Erotic Tales) collection includes the first four books of the Midnight Reader series: Bad Boy, Curious, Rascal & Stranger. Twelve o’clock. Twelve erotic tales intended for mature readers.

KINDLE Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in · B&N · BAM · IndieBound
LARGE PRINT Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in · B&N · BAM · IndieBound


BAD BOY (Midnight Reader) by Jeff Funk





Bad boy—he’s hot and knows it. In the first story, “Sex in the Streets,” a twenty-something skateboarder punk encounters a forty-year-old shy guy who has a few tricks of his own to teach. Richard and Jim are workout buddies home on summer break, and tonight they’re going to meet up with Jim’s other buddy. Greg just got a new dorm roommate who’s so handsome that Greg can’t stop fantasizing about kissing this whiskery stud. Lose yourself in three erotic tales intended for your personal reader in the nightstand.

KINDLE Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK AT eTAILERS Barnes & Noble · Books-A-Million · Giovanni's Room · IndieBound · Powell's


CURIOUS (Midnight Reader) by Jeff Funk





Men have animal urges and sometimes they’re looking for action, even if it’s with another man. First a college boy with a fetish for sniffing jockstraps learns that he’s not the only frat brother who’s into dudes. A straight construction worker with a high sex drive gets seduced by Jake in “Leaving My Mark.” A convention in Washington, D.C. brings together a pair of young businessmen who find pleasures at night in the city. Step into three erotic fantasies for your personal nighttime reading.

KINDLE Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK AT eTAILERS Barnes & Noble · Books-A-Million · Giovanni's Room · IndieBound · Powell's


RASCAL (Midnight Reader) by Jeff Funk





Some men are rascals and they’re getting it on at every turn. At the leather bar, while the guys’ shenanigans on stage are raising hell, an out-of-town stud winds up in some trouble of his own in “Den of Heathen Desires.” It’s blackout night at the bathhouse and passion awaits in room sixty-nine at the end of the hallway. Then the country boys are at it again at the Rusty Screw jeans and leather bar enjoying each other’s hospitality. Explore three stories of rowdy and erotic adventures.

KINDLE Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK AT eTAILERS Barnes & Noble · Books-A-Million · Giovanni's Room · IndieBound · Powell's


STRANGER (Midnight Reader) by Jeff Funk





For men who desire men, nothing matches the heat of a quick encounter with a stranger. Eric finds lust in the airport terminal in Miami before meeting an exotic hunk in Nicaragua. On a camping trip, a male couple discovers that they’re not alone—someone is watching from the woods. Ahoy! Set sail on a cruise where desires between men take hold on ship and shore. Come along for a naughty romp in this collection of three stories.

ePUB EDITION Apple · Barnes & Noble NOOK · Diesel · eBook Eros · Kobo · Smashwords · Sony
KINDLE Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp, Amazon.in
PAPERBACK AT eTAILERS Barnes & Noble · Books-A-Million · Giovanni's Room · IndieBound · Powell's


MIDNIGHT READER series paperbacks are

AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSELLER, LIBRARY & UNIVERSITY





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May 19th, 2013
03:43 pm

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With apologies to Katherine Anne Porter
I shall try to tell the truth, but the result will be gay erotica.

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April 18th, 2013
06:56 pm

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Weekly Edition
A weekly paper for fans of pulp! ◆JF


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April 12th, 2013
02:03 am

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What are you reading at Midnight?
Last night's Midnight Reader is still posted. New issue comes out in a few hours. See you at midnight. ◆ JF

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April 9th, 2013
12:27 am

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Jeff Funk's Midnight Reader is out! Top stories today via @PulpRetro @CRIMEpulpBUZZ @GAYpulpBUZZ

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April 8th, 2013
06:20 pm

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Midnightly News
Hey gang, I'm trying my hand at culling a free pulp news paper every night at midnight. I'd like to invite you to subscribe to Jeff Funk's Midnight Reader. The 2nd issue comes out in a few hours. At the stroke of midnight. ~JF

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April 6th, 2013
01:13 pm

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FREE eBook this weekend!
Folks I'm giving away Midnight Reader over the next couple days. Grab yourself & grab a copy. It's on me. ~JF

FREE eBook Midnight Reader



Addendum: Midnight Reader eBook, normally priced at 69—er, $6.99—is absolutely FREE all weekend on Kindle. One-handed readin'. Won't cost ya a dime. Over 200 people have grabbed theirs today. Will you grab yours? You're certainly allowed. Here's the link: http://www.amazon.com/Midnight-Reader-Twelve-Erotic-ebook/dp/B008LDQAIY/ —JF

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February 18th, 2013
06:04 pm

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EROTIC ALERT via @Eroticati

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December 23rd, 2012
11:28 am

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FREE on Amazon today through Christmas!
eSongbook [Kindle Edition] from Glee Club Smarties Christmas. DIGITAL SHEET MUSIC optimized for all devices, yours for the taking. Enjoy! And spread the word to your friends. —JF

Free eSongbook

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December 19th, 2012
04:40 pm

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My eSongbooks are coming!
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My eSongbooks will be out in time for Christmas. I've engraved music optimized for ALL devices. —JF

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Current Mood: Jolly

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December 11th, 2012
01:14 pm

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It's Raining Reindeer [Kindle Edition] by Jeffrey Eric Funk
It&quot;s Raining Reindeer - Holiday eBook and paperback 
 
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AM1HXUC/ 

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November 22nd, 2012
02:04 pm

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IT’S RAINING REINDEER by JEFFREY ERIC FUNK – NEW! In Stores Today
It’s Raining Reindeer is a story told in the form of a song about an unfortunate mishap with Santa’s sleigh. With toys scattered everywhere and elves falling through the air, will Santa be able to deliver all the toys in time?


4-for-3 paperback promo eligible
Happy holidays! —JF

IT’S RAINING REINDEER by JEFFREY ERIC FUNK – NEW! in stores today

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November 2nd, 2012
11:47 am

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People who read erotic fiction...
People who read erotic fiction become incredible lovers the more they flex their dirty thoughts. You'll feel more attractive, too. —JF



BAD BOY
[VOLUME ONE OF THE MIDNIGHT READER SERIES]
He's hot and knows it. In the first story, “Sex in the Streets,” a twenty-something skateboarder punk encounters a forty-year-old shy guy who has a few tricks of his own to teach. Richard and Jim are workout buddies home on summer break, and tonight they’re going to meet up with Jim’s other buddy. Greg just got a new dorm roommate who’s so handsome that Greg can’t stop fantasizing about kissing this whiskery stud. Lose yourself in three erotic tales intended for your personal reader in the nightstand.


KINDLE Amazon.com (Includes India), Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp

PAPERBACK Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.de, Amazon.es, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.co.jp

PAPERBACK from eTAILERS Barnes & Noble · Books-A-Million · Giovanni's Room · IndieBound · Powell's


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FOLLOW @JeffFunkErotica

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August 24th, 2012
03:48 pm

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Jeff Funk And Those Dirty Stories He Writes
Amazon is so friggin' cool to indie writers. In addition to paying an amazing royalty, they also pay us whenever someone with Prime borrows our books. They pay ME—when YOU—read my stuff for—FREE! This is win-win.

Dear readers, if you're the least bit, um, scandalous—and actually enjoy (smut), be my guest and read up a storm. Hey it's on the house. — JF

Midnight Reader series (Kindle Editions)

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August 18th, 2012
12:08 pm

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Glee Club Smarties™ A New Musical
Too cool! Amazon's featuring my musical in new releases & several singles have charted.


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August 12th, 2012
05:58 pm

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Large, Hot and Smurfy!
I had planned on keeping my cover model flesh-toned for the Large Print edition of my Midnight Reader collection, but then I decided he needed a bit of that "blue-ish" tint to him. As if you're seeing him while '80s porno plays dimly in the boudoir, or like the time you took too much Viagra, got blue vision—and one helluva memorable night.


Anyway, he's sexy and he's yours—if you touch his nipple!



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LARGE PRINT: USA, UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain

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August 2nd, 2012
12:19 pm

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[LARGE PRINT] EROTICA

If you like 'em large, you'll love this! 422 pages—cream, of course—20 pt Garamond. And it's amazing to see such huge "cocks" and "balls." They damn near leap off the page and slap your face. Everybody should have a large print book of erotica on their coffee tables. What a conversation piece!

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July 19th, 2012
01:19 am

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My newest dirtiest book yet!
Smut so good—the stud on the cover practically leaps off of the page and LICKS ya! I ain't shittin' you.

You're an adult and you're free to read erotica. This is a free country almost. Except, they might intercept such dirty books at the border into Canada, or have they stopped doing that? 



Ahem, and you can get it at Amazon, of course—UK, USA, Italy, Spain, Germany, France—lots of places. So folks around the world will not have to be deprived of depraved and filthy thoughts. No, they won't. 

At any rate. Here's wishing you dirty thoughts—and great sex. Lots of it. Sex is good for ya. You deserve excellent sex. 

Be well, people. Be sexy. 

Jeff Funk
Author of the gay erotic #MidnightReader  series


Dirty fiction—shoo goddamn, and I can't help it. It's hard-wired in me.

Gave my mom a copy, but she is NOT allowed to read it. She's humoring me so far (to my knowledge). Don't get me started...

Damn—and my 5th grade teacher is probably the one who bought three copies this afternoon. Can I help that they're buying it up by the bundle and passing it out to neighbors so they can compare notes and highlights on their Kindle Fires and Shelfari accounts and blab all over GoodReads? I can't. I cannot control what other people do, think, fuck, blow or—hold on. Here's the link.

http://www.amazon.com/Midnight-Reader-Twelve-Erotic-Tales/dp/1478241322/

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July 18th, 2012
12:48 pm

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Midnight Reader blog
If you're a sufferer of dodecaphobia then please don't visit my Midnight Reader blog.

 

Not only is it always midnight, I have sets of twelve throughout, including six Twitter feeds displaying—you guessed it—twelve tweets. Again, if you have dodecaphobia, my blog would scare the hell out of you.



BLOG | @12AMpulpBUZZ | #MidnightReader

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July 15th, 2012
11:16 am

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MIDNIGHT READER: Twelve Erotic Tales by Jeff Funk


KINDLE EDITION Amazon.com | Amazon.co.uk | Amazon.de | Amazon.es | Amazon.fr | Amazon.it



Midnight Reader/Pulp Retro Throwback [paperback] Amazon.com | Amazon.co.uk | Amazon.de | Amazon.es | Amazon.fr | Amazon.it

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July 2nd, 2012
01:00 am

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STRANGER (Midnight Reader) by Jeff Funk · Apple 99¢
Currently, Stranger is a mere 99¢ on Apple



Get this: it's damn near 3 bucks on Amazon · $2.99, to be exact.

My imaginary friends have said I'm crazy for letting this eBook go for such a low price, but I don't care. I'm a rebel.

Badass,
Jeff Funk

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June 30th, 2012
08:38 pm

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Jeff Funk stories · dirty ones, of course · FREE eBook erotica


My eBooks are sort of a guide on how to be a male—who gets lots of blow jobs. Lots of them. Too many perhaps. In the coming weeks (pun intended), I'll be giving away free copies of a couple of my eBooks, which are in the gay erotica/gay sex/smut department: RASCAL, CURIOUS, STRANGER and BAD BOY. Follow my Midnight Reader blog so you won't miss out on the free gay sex books that I know you desire.

Prime Members can read Rascal, Curious and Bad Boy for free—no strings, I swear. Admittedly, I hope you'd like them enough to collect them all but go ahead and test-drive them. Lend 'em to friends or keep 'em to yourself—your choice. These freebies are good worldwide on all of Amazon's sites · France, Germany, Italy, Spain, United Kingdom, United States, Timbuktu.

Nobody knows what you're really reading on an e-reading device. On a break? Whip it out. Read it.

Dirty thoughts,
Jeff Funk

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June 21st, 2012
07:42 pm

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Brand new today on Diesel Bookstore/eBook Eros — STRANGER by Jeff Funk 99¢

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June 9th, 2012
05:37 pm

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BAD BOY by Jeff Funk


CURIOUS by Jeff Funk




RASCAL by Jeff Funk




STRANGER by Jeff Funk




Happy Pride 2012, LGBTQ World Community



Amazon Prime members may READ FOR FREE

Bad Boy | Curious | Rascal


Stranger at smashwords is only 99¢ Helluva bargain!


Available Instantly WorldWide

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March 27th, 2012
11:21 pm

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Fascinating article—future of eBooks, erotica & Brenda Knight quote. (@LowerHaightbk, assoc. pub @cleispress) How will Tablets and Kindles change reading?

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February 15th, 2012
02:18 pm

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Butch Fatale, Dyke Dick - Double D Double Cross by Christa Faust






Butch Fatale is a fast-talking, skirt-chasing, two-fisted lesbian private investigator with an insatiable appetite for two things — women and trouble.



Butch Fatale, Dyke Dick - Double D Double Cross by Christa Faust reads like old-fashioned pulp. I imagine there will be the usual crossover appeal, 'cause if this had appeared in a drugstore back in the day, the store's copy would be worn and well-thumbed by heterosexual men. Say, you might wanna peruse a bit for yourself, so long as your boss isn't hovering over your shoulder: EXCERPT available to be eThumbed. This is modern pulp at its finest! Kick-ass writing. Available today for Kindle and Nook at $2.99.


HARDBOILED PULP by CHRISTA FAUST







Choke Hold by Christa Faust published by Hard Case Crime is available now in paperback and on Kindle, Nook, Kobo and Sony Reader.






Money Shot by Christa Faust published by Hard Case Crime is available now in paperback and on Kindle, Kobo, Nook and Sony Reader. Watch the book trailer on YouTube!






(via @CRIMEpulpBUZZ, @GAYpulpBUZZ & Jeff Funk's MIDNIGHT READER)

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